Tim Lebbon – horror and dark fantasy author

Reality TV ’star’ Jade Goody is dead!  Oh … hang on … I can’t claim the scoop on this, because OK! magazine published her obituary last week before she’d died.  Nothing to do with … well, avoiding the rush, eh? Nothing to do with getting as much cash as possible out of a public grieving for the loss of this ‘TV Star’.

Prepare for pages and pages of coverage in the press and TV programmes dedicated to her.  Prepare for exclusives with people who went to nursery school with her.  It’s news, after all.