Let Me Kill You
April 9th, 2010 • Posted in Random Stuff |
Would you like to be horribly killed in my new novel COLDBROOK? It’ll be easy. Just visit the COLDBROOK website, sign up, LEAVE A COMMENT HERE TO LET ME KNOW YOU’VE DONE IT, and on Saturday 17th I’ll draw the winner, who will appear as a minor character and meet a gruesome end.
I already know who you will be …
Comments
April 9th, 2010 at 7:57 am
All signed up and ready to die.
Did I just join a cult?
April 9th, 2010 at 8:17 am
Done. Can you handle killing off another Lockley?!!
April 9th, 2010 at 8:42 am
Done it. Kill me, kill me!
Jen
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April 9th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Signed up – feel free to kill me now.
April 9th, 2010 at 9:01 am
Definitely count me in on this one. Signed up and ready for a gloriously morbid death!
April 9th, 2010 at 9:52 am
I’m always ready to meet a gruesome end.
April 9th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Make me the second one in. Gruesome death in your novel, sounds great to me.
April 9th, 2010 at 10:21 am
Do I want to be killed horribly in Coldbrook? Yes, yes I do.
April 9th, 2010 at 10:52 am
That was brilliant Tim!! Man, I’d love to get eaten alive in this awesome novel. Messy & painful is the only way to go.
April 9th, 2010 at 10:52 am
done.
April 9th, 2010 at 11:39 am
My namesake was killed in Berserk, but this time I want it to really be me………..
April 9th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Ooh!! Me too, me too…
April 9th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Signed up and ready to die.
Did I just join a cult?
April 9th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Sampler read, signed up and ready to die.
kill me!!
April 9th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Count me in!
April 9th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
oh i’m in … ottally in …
April 9th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Please, kill me now.
JimPI
April 9th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I dare you to kill me….. TRIPLE DOG DARE!!!
April 9th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Please, I would love a gruesome death in Coldbrook!!
April 9th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Make me famous
April 9th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Sign me up too! I wanna die!
April 9th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Kill me baby!
April 9th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I signed up… Will death become me?
April 9th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
I’m ready when you are….
April 9th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Been feeling dead in the water for a while, anyway — might as well finish me off, Tim
April 9th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Why not. I threw my name in the hat. If I’m to meet an untimely end, it may as well be a gruesome one.
April 9th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Done!
April 9th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
One of you…. is going …. to die …..
April 9th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
If I die let it be on the train with your lost books(hahaha).
April 9th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
I aten’t dead yet…
…and only you can change that!
April 9th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Signed up and ready for the butcher-shop, sir.
April 9th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Signed and sealed…
April 9th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Kill me… Resurect me… And kill me again I die better after a practice run!
Joking aside… I’m all signed up for Coldbrook.
April 9th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
You ain’t got what it takes to kill me you Vegemite-filled codpiece!
April 9th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Tim – you told me you’d kill me for spilling your beer at FantasyCon – are you man enough to doo it?
April 9th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I’m sure death would become me …….. All signed up and fingers crossed, ready to meet my maker!
April 9th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Subscribed, mate! Here’s hoping! LOL!
April 10th, 2010 at 12:09 am
Signed up. Looking forward to my death.
April 10th, 2010 at 12:32 am
Sounds good. Bring it on!
April 10th, 2010 at 1:20 am
Signed up! Looking forward to another Tim Lebbon novel.
April 10th, 2010 at 1:30 am
Okay – Do your worst – guess you will anyhow…..
April 10th, 2010 at 2:27 am
I’m too sweet to be killed, but I signed up anyway
April 10th, 2010 at 3:48 am
Killing me would bring me closure for not winning that cool, skull prize thingy from “Berserk” lo those many years ago. Preferably with a Theakston’s in my grasp. I miss me already.
April 10th, 2010 at 3:59 am
I’m in!
April 10th, 2010 at 5:53 am
All signed up! Looking forward to it……?
April 10th, 2010 at 7:56 am
Kill me mate, and in my next book, I’ll kill you!! Haha.
April 10th, 2010 at 8:17 am
cool, killing me would be a mercy killing
April 10th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Hurt me.
April 10th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Done. Looking forward to being eviscerated by a master.
April 10th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
All signed up, Tim. Keeping my fingers crossed I come to a particularly nasty end.
Btw, “T.J. Lebbon”? Why the (not-so-subtle) pseudonym?
April 10th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Thanks Ron … it’s because I’m publishing fantasy in the UK with Orbit, so just to distinguish my horror and fantasy under different publishers.
April 10th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Oh please just kill me.
April 10th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Right, all signed up and prepared to die for the cause. I suppose death by beer is out of the question?
April 10th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Feel free to kill me, I’m worth more dead than alive.
April 10th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Signed up and ready to die!
April 10th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Only if I get to be a guy with a beard, a pickup truck, a compound, and an automatic rifle, who goes down fighting and crying, “Choke on it! Choke on it!”
April 10th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
yeah, me too.
April 10th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
“it’s because I’m publishing fantasy in the UK with Orbit, so just to distinguish my horror and fantasy under different publishers.”
Makes perfect sense — thanks, Tim.
April 10th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Signed up Tim. I hope I die a horrific death in a swimming pool in Maryland at 6:00 in the morning!
April 10th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
hmm, did I just sign up to be killed? Ok sounds good, do it.
April 10th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Done! I’m ready for a gruesome end!
April 11th, 2010 at 3:17 am
kill me please, Im all signed up.
April 11th, 2010 at 7:07 am
I did it! Please, start tearing me to pieces while I’m still alive! I want to see at least a few blood squirts before I pass out. And Oh! Can a midget a kill me? A really angry one. I’m not sure why he’d be angry, though. Perhaps because “midget” is un-PC. Didn’t “dwarf” used to be un-PC? I’m not sure.
All right, screw it. No midgets. Maybe a giant can opener. Not the electric kind; the one where you have to turn the thingy by hand. And heaven forbid you get a dented can and have to really struggle with it. Those suck, especially when it’s a mystery can with no label and you’re really hoping it’s peas because they’d go great with your mashed potatoes… only to found out it’s spinach. Blech! What, do they think I’m Popeye? That dude looks funny, by the way. I’m not prejudiced or anything, but damn!
Anyway, thanks for the chance!
April 11th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
I’m all ready to die now.
April 11th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Signed up, and ready for a happy ending the likes of which only Tim Lebbon can devise.
April 12th, 2010 at 1:19 am
Done. Ready to die. Pick me pick me!!!
April 12th, 2010 at 6:28 am
“Killing me softly with his words, killing me softly…” – I’ve signed up and gently place my soul in your capable deadly hands.
April 12th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Done. Hack away!
April 13th, 2010 at 5:57 am
All right I signed up. You can do your worst you POWDER PUFF. haha
April 13th, 2010 at 11:24 am
I signed up with the hope of being offed in Coldbrook.
April 13th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Aye – have your wicked way m’lord!
April 13th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
So i’m dead now am I. Doesn’t feel so bad!!!
April 13th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Cant Wait!
April 14th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Done! Kill me!
April 15th, 2010 at 5:34 am
well I figured the 17th April being my birthday has to be some kind of sign. signed up a little while back. now it’s official.
you’ve gotta die sometime after all…
April 17th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
How bizarre would it to be killed in a book? So exciting!
April 17th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
May I be the first one NOT to apply for my death in your book because a) I dont want to die yet, and b) I’m your brother and everyone would say it was fixed !